So I Finally Updated This Thing…

super submersible swimming suit mach diver
Hey, welcome to the first entry of my sporadically updated blog that my web mistress (the woman that does my website, not a Mistress I met on the web) wanted me to start. So the reason it’s taken THIS LONG to write one is for a few reasons.

1.) I have HORRIFIC ADHD. It’s one of those that’s so bad that I sometimes legitimately forget things that I can’t physically see sometimes. Not on purpose or anything, it’s just not in my head at the time.

2.) I immediately started on the second book in the series and forgot to promote this one. Might explain the sales.

3.) I also started on a vampire book that has taken over my life the last few months and I need to get that one finished for my own sanity. Very much comedy horror. My target audience seems to love what I have down so far.

So, why am I doing this now? Well, I have a brand new cover by the wonderful Saeri from https://saeriatyourservice.carrd.co and I wanted to commemorate the experience. Seriously, I love this thing. Don’t blame her for the font choices or placement though. That was all me. If you love the art, maybe give her a commission and drop my name.

I still love the original cover, personally. The problem is I’ve been told it looks like homework. Like something your teacher would assign you for summer reading. Which, I mean, that makes sense since it was kind of inspired by The Old Man and The Sea. The artist, Dimitri from paintingsbydimitri.com did a wonderful job and I own the actual physical painting. That said, I can see everyone’s point and have acquiesced to their request.

The cover is of Cameron and the titular Mach Diver itself. I kind of love it and am probably going to look into poster prints if there’s enough demand.

Anyway, this was just a quick excuse/announcement post. Maybe I’ll remember this exists and post something again soon. Thanks for reading and buying the book!

Ben